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@followlolo You probably injured yourself sprinting to catch the bouquet.
While at wedding dinner, I kept looking down at iPhone discreetly between courses to check the score. People thought I was praying. #CLAW!
This is the 4th wedding I've been to that they've played "Single Ladies" by Beyonce for the bouquet toss. Relevant, but tacky.
Your wedding was ugly and your wife looks like a man! Done venting -- for now!
@battlechicken Wedding ring from someone you love = the real epic loot.
The bride and groom are leaving the reception on the bus. Very awesome!
Bride and groom rapped their vows! Amaaazziin!
The bride and groom just had their first dance to "Thriller." Excellent.